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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 09:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

No way

How do you feel about Donald Trump signing an executive order that says there are only two genders?

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why do flat-earth conspiracy theorists believe that photos from space, including those of satellites, are fake?

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Do happily married husbands cheat?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do doctors refuse HRT to menopausal women but hand them out to trans people?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Do you agree with Pete Hegseth's comment that Obama created a moral divide between military and civilian life?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Which city should one visit between Nice and Cannes? Why?

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

Nvidia CEO sends blunt 7-word message on quantum computing - TheStreet

Still no good.

No go.

Still no good

Is there a band whose members have been present for every one of their concerts?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

Novel coating shields iron from rust with 99.6% efficiency - Phys.org

So they tried

Loons and Moons

Then came..