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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 11:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

How often do you watch the news on TV?

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

My blog is new. I need 10 article posts for my blog. How much should I pay for it?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

Kuorans, what are some things unique to your country?

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

Just Forget it!

Why are flat Earthers made fun of when they seemingly don't exist? I have only met one flat Earther in 18 years.

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hey girls can we see some anal play?

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is a good investment portfolio for someone starting in their 20s? 90% VT and 10% BND for a Roth IRA then 100% TDF for a 401k?

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Do you think that drug addiction is a symptom of larger societal ills? What is it about our culture that leaves so many feeling like they're inadequate, trying any ill to find a cure?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

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No, not a chance

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

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