What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 11:21

Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
How often do you watch the news on TV?
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
FDA grants limited approval to new Covid vaccine from Moderna - NBC News
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
My blog is new. I need 10 article posts for my blog. How much should I pay for it?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Kuorans, what are some things unique to your country?
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hey girls can we see some anal play?
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
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No, not a chance
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.