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14.06.2025 09:27

Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
No way
How do you feel about Donald Trump signing an executive order that says there are only two genders?
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Do happily married husbands cheat?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do doctors refuse HRT to menopausal women but hand them out to trans people?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Which city should one visit between Nice and Cannes? Why?
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Nvidia CEO sends blunt 7-word message on quantum computing - TheStreet
Still no good.
No go.
Still no good
Is there a band whose members have been present for every one of their concerts?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Novel coating shields iron from rust with 99.6% efficiency - Phys.org
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Then came..