What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What’s the worst thing you caught anyone in your family doing?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

After a few moments he returns.

Sure no problem officer.

Have you ever met someone and something seemed so unusual about them but you couldn't put your finger on what it was?

Yes sir it is.

{RING} {RING}

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What would be the lowest score with 9 strikes and no gutter balls?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

HELLO

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Is there an ideal number of sessions in individual psychotherapy? Is there any point in continuing after reaching it?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Why do women need to wear bras, in spite of the fact that the breasts are an integral part of the body?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.